Where has our favorite columnist gone? There has been no column within the last month to brighten our Thursdays and we here at Wogan's Heroes are very worried. It's been to long since we've heard from our dearest for it to be a vacation.
Where could she be? Has she given up the column to take care of the family farm? Has she succumbed to her need for privacy and retired to a cabin in Canada? Is she stuck in a dressing room at JC Penny's?! We don't know and we've even gone so far as to discuss the expenses of a search team, complete with divers and GPS.
We need our dose of Cat Tales and we need it now.
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"Cathy, don't you think that would make an interesting story?" -- Superintendent Richard Ross.
About Us
"Don't be angry with us," said Wogan's Heroes.
A mere column cannot encompass a woman so complex.
This supplemental web site almost created itself -- although, most of the credit belongs to our late fiance Don, who (cross your fingers) will stop invading our dreams once we have painstakingly captured every nuance.
We are a tall, broad-shouldered, dark-complected Irishman with deep olive skin clad in matching royal blue shoes and jacket.
Our music collection consists of Native Americans and Celts. We believe in the mystery and selflessness of Santa Claus.
Unlike our late fiance Don, who was a sailor, we find it revolting to hook a fish. We don't even like eating them.
We might quarrel all day, but in the back of a pickup, we are all smiles.
1 comment:
i think we are being punished and that we deserve it.
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