Thursday, May 17, 2007

Catty Mommy

I'm having trouble getting through this week's column. Is this a cry for help?

What kind of family laughs about a beating for 30 years? And the 'Mom protected us from the dangers of the dark Irishman' worry me too.

I think it's time to institute hug-therapy.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Monday, May 14, 2007

Hopeful Heroes?

Please don't disappoint us this week. I don't think I could take it.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

WOEgan's Heroes.

this is like some kind of medival punishment.

Booooo!

I feel sad and empty this week......:(

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Howdy readers! Happysunshine Nothingswronghere here. Two more days till my favorite day of the week. Yay! I bet you all are waiting and excited too:)
I wanted to address a few complaints we've had. We've recently taken some flak for removing Don from this site, but we here at WH stand by our actions.
We never meant to offend anyone and only want to entertain and make everyone happy. At WH we strive to be a family-friendly site without any of those dirty flash ads that ask you to shave a woman's legs. That's just weird.
We also want to be honest and open and welcome any complaints or suggestions you may have for us.

Friday, May 4, 2007

A Note to Our Readers

We have gotten some complaints on Don and were trying to work with him, but sadly, last night Don exhibited great anger and acted irrationally. There may be public apologies.
We here at Wogan's Heroes don't condone that kind of behavior and have wiped this blog of his work. He will no longer write here, but I, Happysunshine Nothingswronghere, will be taking his place. Don has been banished to the netherworld, but I hope to continue bringing you quality homages to outstanding work.
Don asked to post this goodbye that explains his absence:

"Don't be mad at me, I'm just the messenger," my friend said.
But it was too late.
Few people have seen my temper, but it's a hard thing to forget. My best friend Steve could see my anger rising and had taken the brunt of it in the past. He decided to spare our friend and get me out of there before too much damage was done.
Despite Steve trying to talk me out of my anger, the more I thought, the madder I got. It reminded me of a time during my childhood when I got mad when threatened by a big bully.
"You'll be sorry," the bully said.
All I wanted to do was make him sorry. The bully couldn't take a joke and I didn't understand why he was mad.
I went too far in my anger and acted rashly, just as I could see myself doing now.
Damage has been done in my anger and I sadly must take leave from my favorite admiration.
I apologize to those I have offended, but I think back to something my father always used to tell me:
"Walk it off."

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Wow again

After the events of today, I am a silly goose.

But I am still so sorry.

Sorry

I am so sorry.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

anticipation!

i can already sense it in the air.