S.O.S.

It's been months and still there's no sign of our favorite columnist. I don't know where you are or what you're doing, but please come back to us.

It feels as if a little spark inside my soul has been extinguished without my weekly dose of family, humor and quotes.

Has she broken up with us? Is she trying to freeze us out with no communication?

Well I am starving and ready to come in from the cold, baby.

I am considering staging a sit in or some other kind of demonstration until we get our Cat back. Any suggestions?

I hope you're safe, happy and healthy, where ever you are C-Wo. We miss you.