It seems we all fight the battle of the bulge....
Some of us just do it a bit more gracefully than others:
"I push, pull, jump and collapse backward on the bed just to budge the zipper a little. God forbid I have to make a pit stop in the lady's room and take the zipper down after I have finally forced it up."
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"Cathy, don't you think that would make an interesting story?" -- Superintendent Richard Ross.
About Us
"Don't be angry with us," said Wogan's Heroes.
A mere column cannot encompass a woman so complex.
This supplemental web site almost created itself -- although, most of the credit belongs to our late fiance Don, who (cross your fingers) will stop invading our dreams once we have painstakingly captured every nuance.
We are a tall, broad-shouldered, dark-complected Irishman with deep olive skin clad in matching royal blue shoes and jacket.
Our music collection consists of Native Americans and Celts. We believe in the mystery and selflessness of Santa Claus.
Unlike our late fiance Don, who was a sailor, we find it revolting to hook a fish. We don't even like eating them.
We might quarrel all day, but in the back of a pickup, we are all smiles.
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