S.O.S.

It's been months and still there's no sign of our favorite columnist. I don't know where you are or what you're doing, but please come back to us.

It feels as if a little spark inside my soul has been extinguished without my weekly dose of family, humor and quotes.

Has she broken up with us? Is she trying to freeze us out with no communication?

Well I am starving and ready to come in from the cold, baby.

I am considering staging a sit in or some other kind of demonstration until we get our Cat back. Any suggestions?

I hope you're safe, happy and healthy, where ever you are C-Wo. We miss you.

MIA

Where has our favorite columnist gone? There has been no column within the last month to brighten our Thursdays and we here at Wogan's Heroes are very worried. It's been to long since we've heard from our dearest for it to be a vacation.

Where could she be? Has she given up the column to take care of the family farm? Has she succumbed to her need for privacy and retired to a cabin in Canada? Is she stuck in a dressing room at JC Penny's?! We don't know and we've even gone so far as to discuss the expenses of a search team, complete with divers and GPS.

We need our dose of Cat Tales and we need it now.

WOEgan's Heroes.

this is like some kind of medival punishment.